George of the Jungle (1997)

the post: everything has a right to exist in fiction, even if it's fucked up

the comments: i was going to reblog this until i realized op likes fucked up stuff in fiction. this is a common dogwhistle phrase for people who like fucked up stuff in fiction. they have to talk in code to trick people into agreeing with them. stay safe out there!

batober day 4: forgotten

no more sex. we ran out of sex

The community guideline violation pic is arguably more funny than whatever the original response to “check in the back” for more sex was.

ohhhh i see. (does not see)

It's cuz you're always fiddling on that damn roof

this is really good news! the writer’s strike is over! let’s hope the same positive outcome for the sag strike next!

We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes.......

jeef berky

babygirl I can feel guilty in ways you can't even imagine

alpha pirate: she loves me, she loves me knot

it’s always the ones i’m least proud of :\

i’d rather you break my kneecaps and steal all my money than do this actually

Daydreaming is an important part of writing. Even without words pouring out onto paper, you're still the author of stories.